Brits looking for holiday inspiration for 2024 won’t want to miss out on some incredible islands a short flight away with volcanic pools, dolphins and brilliant hotels
It was a tough decision. But in the end I played it safe. āIām on carrots, chef!ā I told Henrique, our lunchtime host in the Portuguese mid-Atlantic island chain of the Azores, as I brandished my weapon of choice: a blunt scraper.
Weād been told weād be making our own dinner for later, a local speciality called cozido das Furnas. But the truth was we were glorified vegetable peelers.
Cozido is a one-pot stew, but what makes it unique is the cooking method ā they bury it in the ground on the shores of a lake and let the natural volcanic heat do its stuff over seven hours before hauling it out with iron rods and serving it at the restaurant.
So there I was at my culinary work station, a one-man kitchen nightmare in an apron and chefās hat. And given the option of peeling either a carrot or an impenetrable-looking yam, I went for the easy pickings. It was clearly a good decision. Having made swift work of the veg under Henriqueās steely gaze, he offered me a job in the kitchen there and then.
Only the laughter of the staff, the wiping of tears and the elbowing made me think it wasnāt entirely genuine. Either way, it was clear Iād made an invaluable contribution to āThe Brotherhood of the Potā. In went the spuds, sweet potatoes, cabbage, chickens, blood sausage, chorizo and great big butcherās cuts of beef shin, pigās foot, pigās snout and pigās ear.
And what did you have? A pigās ear, if it had been left entirely to me. But fortunately it hadnāt. The packed metal pot was wrapped in a bedsheet, the āBrotherhoodā (clueless tourists) signed with a marker pen and off we went to lower it into a geothermal culinary graveyard. The result was sensational. You should have tried the carrots.
There canāt be many places where a hole in the ground is the highlight. Unless youāre a golfer. Or a caver. Or an undertaker on a busmanās holiday. But the Azores is an extraordinary place of prehistoric wonder and natural beauty.
From deep below the primordial soup in the town of Furnas, volcanic pools bubble and hiss, steam hangs heavy in the air, and the unmistakable aroma of sulphur is an assault on the senses. But itās quite the experience. I was on the largest of the far-flung archipelagoās nine islands, SĆ£o Miguel, nicknamed The Green Island, 1,000 miles from the mainland.
The first thing to say about the Azores is that it is not a sunseekerās paradise. When it rains, it RAINS. And it rains A LOT. But the mild, temperate climate makes it a year-round destination for nature lovers, hikers, wellness seekers and suckers for great scenery, food and culture⦠in fact anyone whose goal isnāt to lie on the beach for two weeks.
And if inhaling sulphur isnāt your thing, Iāve good news. The picture-postcard images youāll see in guidebooks are the pick of an embarrassment of riches from stunning lakes in craters of extinct volcanoes to jagged landscapes carved by the elements. Itās like someone has taken a god-like giant claw to South Walesā most rugged coastline and plonked it in the middle of the ocean, removed the steelworks and added stuff like whale-watching.
We went out on a rib, and although searching for whales was a wild goose chase, we came across three separate pods of dolphins ā who, letās face it, are far more fun anyway ā surfing the waves, criss-crossing the bow and belly-slapping the surface. Generally informing us theyāre having a much better time than humans.
Then it was off for lunch at the pick of a fine selection of restaurants during our stay, Meia Nau at the Pedras do Mar Resort (try the shrimp with garlic and lemon starter and the green tea crème brûlée dessert). How better to let a four-course meal go down than with a relaxing chill by the pool?
We, however, were herded into a 4×4 for a breakneck jeep tour on a loop of unkept roads where potholes go to die, around the 15-mile crater rim of Sete Cidades lake. Itās actually two lakes that, legend has it, were formed by the tears of a forbidden love between a princess and a shepherd. Or ā just a theory ā they formed naturally over time in the caldera of a dormant volcano. Itās definitely one of the two.
If you want to know which, just ask our guide Eduardo, a walking encyclopaedia with a flurry of local facts and trivia⦠āThis volcano was formed by a Plinian eruption, whereas that one was Strombolian.ā āTom Hanksā and Katy Perryās grandparents were from here.ā And this humdinger: āOf the 800 brass bands in Portugal, 110 are in the Azores.ā Imagine the shopping centre turf wars at Christmas.
SĆ£o Miguel also has Europeās only tea plantations, and we visited Gorreana which remains a family business since it was founded in 1883. You can walk among the plants on 32 hectares sloping down to the coast, and even watch as women in the factory sort the tea by hand.
Next stop was the Pico do Ferro viewpoint above Lake Furnas where weād soon be revolutionising the culinary world. Stroll safely along the walkway among dramatic fumaroles and boiling springs. Next up was Terra Nostra Garden, which has 2,000 species of trees and plants, but is most famous for its iron-rich thermal pool. A walk through Furnas village took us to a square where theyāve made a seamless feature of the volcanic vents.
And with that The Brotherhood of the Pot were back at Ć Terra, Octant Furnas restaurant to sample the fruits of our labour, and the next day flew to Lisbon for a stay at the five-star Vila GalĆ© Collection PalĆ”cio dos Arcos hotel ā all of us too tired from our exploits of what felt like a weekās worth of tourism in two full-on days to discover the Portuguese capital.
So did I fall in love with the Azores? No. Not love. I liked it very much. And Iāll always have cozido das Furnas. I might even brave the yams next time.
Book the holiday
- TAP Air Portugal offers year-round flights to the Azores (São Miguel and Terceira) via Lisbon from Heathrow, Gatwick and Manchester. Fares start at £215 return to São Miguel and a Lisbon stopover can be added at no extra cost. flytap.com
- Rooms at the The Lince Hotel in Ponta Delgada, São Miguel, start at around £82 a night B&B. thelincehotels.com
- Rooms at the Vila Galé Collection PalÔcio dos Arcos hotel in Paço de Arcos, near Lisbon, start at around £120 a night B&B. vilagale.com
- More info at visitazores.com visitlisboa.com